Perfumed by fragrant flowers
painted solely by God's hand;
Let me spend my precious hours
bathed in wonder of this land
-- Author Unknown
HAWAII. Paradise of the Pacific. Famous for its congenial slow pace and spirit of aloha. Endless summer. Everyone's dream vacation. Perfect year-round weather.
You've always wanted to visit but it's so expensive, only multi-millionaires can afford to actually live here right? Wrong. Hawaii isn't just a haven for the rich and famous anymore. Now you, too, can afford to LIVE IN HAWAII even on a fixed income. If I can do it on a modest pension, anyone can. We show you how.
LIVE IN HAWAII is not a mere travel guide or directory but a complete relocation package that includes history, culture, education, gov't, employment, bargains, freebies, handy hints. All the well-kept, never-before-published secrets. If you've ever wondered - even for a fleeting moment - what it might be like to live on a tropical island, click here......
How "akamai" are you? Take this pop quiz and find out. Answers at the very end.
1. Hawaii is the name of: a). an island b) a state c) a country
2. Tallest mountain in the world is: a) Mt Everest b) Mt Ranier c) Mt Olympus d) Kilamanjaro e. Fijiyama f) Mauna Kea e) none of these
3. Aloha means a) Hello b) Goodbye c) Love d) till we meet again
4. The term "trades" refers to: a) Skills b) Gentle sea breezes c) Bartering
5. World's most active volcano is: a) Mt Vesuvius b) Dante's Peak c) Mauna Loa d) Mt St Helens e) Etna f) Mauna Kea g) Pinatubo h) Poas
6. It's located in: a) Oregon b) Europe b) Hawaii c) Asia d) Central America
7. Hawaii state tax is: a) 14% b) 12% c) 10% d) 8% e) 6% f) 4%
8.. Oceanview apts cost as little as: a) $300/mo b) $500/mo c) $700/mo d) $900/mo
9. Nene is a: a) song b) town c) goose d) bad word e) sound f) food g) kiss
10 Which island is still growing: a) Hawaii b) Maui c) Oahu d) Kauai e) Lanai
11. Homes cost from: a) $30,000 b) $60,000 c) $90,000 d) $120,000
12. The majority is: a) Asian b) Hawaiian c) Pacific Islander d) Caucasian e) African American f) Latino g) All h) None
13. World's largest mountain mass: a) Swiss Alps b) Mauna Loa c) Rockies
14. If you are "hapai", you're: a) pregnant b) tired c) hungry d) unemployed e) fat
15. Hawaii has no: a) snakes b) billboards c) rabies d) pollution e) winter
16. The first surfer was from: a) California b) Australia c) Hawaii d) Asia
17. Which birthday is most important: a) 18th b) 21st c) 100th d) 1st
18. Hawaii has: a) deserts b) forests c) jungles d) canyons e) snow f) all
19. Hawaii has a) hurricanes b) thunder/lightning c) heat waves e) storms f) All f) None
20. Land cost per acre, from a) $1000 b) $5000 c) $10,000 d) $20,000
21. Alternative energy forms are a) thermal b) wind farm c) voltaic d) All e) None
22. State flower is a) hibiscus b) orchid c) ginger d) plumeria e) bird of paradise
You look out your window, past African Tulips, Royal Poinciana, Hibiscus, and Plumeria trees with their brilliant blossoms under the clear blue sky. The sun sparkles off the ocean like diamonds. You step out onto your lanai and drink in the heady aroma of wild Ginger, Gardenia and Plumeria. Bright red cardinals decorate the always-green trees; mynah birds and wild canaries play on the grass. Soon the aroma of rich Kona coffee lures you to breakfast which has cost very little with breads, mac nuts from nearby open markets and fruit you pick right off the trees.
Tossing your swim suit and towel in the car, you're off to the beach. Dolphins leap out of the water under a gorgeous rainbow. After a refreshing swim and snorkeling in this never-ending aquarium with fish so tame they eat out of your hand, you relax under swaying palms with waves gently lapping at your feet. You offer another prayer of thanks that your dreams have come true, you no longer have to contend with bad weather, crowds and traffic. You feel so safe and peaceful here nestled in the arms of nature.
It feels like you've died and gone to Heaven, or else you're on a very temporary vacation. But no...this paradise is real and you actually live here, for a cost far less than you ever expected. How?
LIVE IN HAWAII tells where to find ocean view apts. for $300/mo, land for $1000/acre, and houses from $30,000; posh resorts where you'll feel like royalty luxuriating all day for free, free dinners and champagne breakfast, submarine ride, luau, sunset cruise, snorkel trip, whale watching excursions, parasail or helicopter; even where to get free housing and meals.
No wonder so many visitors to these enchanting islands soon start entertaining thoughts of having actually living in these enchanting islands. You'll learn how to retire in a paradise that most people still believe is only available to a privileged few.
Why endure, pollution, earthquakes, blistering hot summers, drought, fires, suffocating humidity, high winds, dirty tar-stained beaches, snakes, cold weather, factory fumes, dangerous streets, storms, hurricanes, tornados, floods, mud slides, dreary days, long rains, dry skin, chapped lips, basement leaks, riots, racial tension, road rage, erratic speeders, ever-changing clothing styles, long lines, time pressure and mega stress ?
Contrast all that with this picture: Warm, gentle breezes and balmy nights year round, flowers perfume the air, wild canaries and red cardinals decorate the always-green trees, polite drivers that not only yield but even motion you ahead of them, blue skies, rainbows, rain only at night, friendly people, pristine beaches, clean water, open space, casual clothes, low crime, longest life expectancy of anywhere in USA, the spirit of aloha and gentle lifestyle. Sound like a little slice of heaven? It is.
No billboards, no snakes, never too cold or too hot. With no racial majority, Hawaii is America's "melting pot", possibly the only place on earth where so many nationalities work and play together in harmony. And it's the only place in America where sea breezes keep the climate nearly perfect year round. Air over the Pacific is said to be the cleanest there is. There's no better climate in all the world.
Find out which island has the immense diversity of jungles, desert, forests, mountains, farms, orchards, crops, waterfalls, lava fields, cattle ranches (complete with rodeos), rivers and streams, canyons, fields, beaches of all colors including black, and green; 4,028 square miles and still growing.
If you've ever wondered - even for a fleeting moment - what it would be like to live on a tropical island, you owe it to yourself to at least read this one-of-a-kind package. It's loaded with specifics and bargains on how retirees, the disabled - anyone on a low income can live here.
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Answers to pop quiz:
1. A & B. Hawaii is the name of the State and the largest of all the islands.
2. F. Mauna Kea; over 31,000 ft measured from it's base on the ocean floor.
3. E. All of the above; the all-purpose word.
4. B. Gentle breezes create near perfect spring-like weather year round.
5. C. Kilauea on Mauna Loa with 100 years of continuous activity.
6. B. On the "Big Island" of Hawaii.
7. F. Surprisingly, only 4%.
8. A. Amazingly, only $300/mo.
9. C. Goose, Hawaii's state bird.
10. A. Hawaii, called "The Big Island", still "growing" strong.
11. Unbelievably, only $30,000
12. H; no majority, therefore no racial tension. It's "America's melting pot".
13. B; The entire Rocky Mountains could easily fit inside Mauna Loa.
14. A Pregnant
15. A, B, C, D & E - Hawaii has none of these; why do you think we live here?
16. C; Duke Kahanamoku, a Hawaiian, invented surfing
17. D; baby's first birthday is a grand affair that rivals a wedding celebration.
18. F; snow only on the tallest mountain peaks in January.
19. None of these; it's sunny, balmy, springtime-perfect all year long.
20. A; from $1000 in rural areas; the whole Big Island is classified as "rural".
21. D all of these.
22. Hibiscus and, believe it or not, there's 3000 varieties!
How "akamai" (smart) were you on things Hawaiian?
22-20 Excellent. You either live here now or did once upon a time.
18-17 Pretty good. You've probably visited. When are you coming back?
16-13 Oops; somebody needs a break today. Send for the book this week.
12-8 Yikes! You've been working too hard. Order the book today!
7-0 Pitiful. Dumhaole Write a check NOW. A whole new world awaits you.
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Leis, for neck and head - made of flowers (polyester/silk), kukui nut or shells.
Candy: chocolate/mac nut clusters, mac nut chews, brittle (mac nut, coconut or lemon), mango/nut, pineapple/nut, pineapple nut and lots more
Novelties and souveniers: grass skirts, coconut shell bras, key chains, visors, thong sandals, postcards, calendars.... If we don't have it, we can get it. Tell us what you want. Send a picture. We're your Hawaii store across the miless.
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